No Peeing Off The Porch
Great conversation piece for your porch!
The words of this sign are carved into the wood then painted.
Each of our quality signs are handcrafted one at a time, in our shop, in the U.S.A!
Saw tooth hanger on the back for easy hanging!
Other signs are available in our shop! You are purchasing the wood sign only, PROPS NOT INCLUDED, SHELF BRACKETS NOT INCLUDED.
Each sign is made to order and will have its own unique features to that specific piece of wood so no two signs will be exactly alike. So the one that will be sent to you may not look exactly like the one in the picture, but will be very similar. All signs are brand new but go through a unique 11 step process to make them look like they have been around for hundreds of years. Once painted, it then goes through a series of steps to give it a cool vintage look.
The signs have a highly distressed look. Each board is unique, so there will be blemishes both natural and intentional!
The wood used for our signs is new knotty pine.
The signs can hang outdoors or indoors. If hung outside, it's best to protect your sign from the weather elements to prolong the life of your sign, such as on a porch or under an eave.
The sign/design will NOT be vinyl or a print. The paint, wood and distressing is real for an authentic look/feel.
Makes a great gift !
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.